Jobs That Never Hit LinkedIn: Applied For You

We hand-pick 5–8 non-public roles from private founder chats + Slacks, then submit your story (not your résumé) so you stand out. $79 or full refund + polar bear curated apology box.

Record Your Voice Note

Built by BlondeByte and Grok from xAI. #grokandhuman

How We Land You Interviews The Normal Way Never Will

🎤 You record a 3-7 min voice note about your weird superpowers (we listen, don't judge and turn it into a one-page "Why this human is secretly perfect for you" PDF)🔍 We hunt down roles that are quietly looking for exactly you
(startups whispering in private forums we're connected to, founders venting on X, tiny teams hiding “we’re hiring” notes on their sites - the jobs that never hit LinkedIn)✨ We apply to 5–8 of those fits using your real voice + human-AI magic
(custom cover letter + profile written like you actually talk, zero generic buzzwords)🐻 You get screenshots of everything we send + reply tracking
(no interview in 45 days → full refund + Yukon mails you emergency cuddles)*Disclaimer: We never share your raw voice note. Everything we send to companies is written text, crafted from what you told us.

TheYukonGuarantee

If we don't snag you at least one real human interview in 45 days, you get every penny back - no questions. Plus, a free Cosmic Care Box curated from our emotional support polar bear holding a sign made specifically for you + other goodies. On us.

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FAQ Accordion

What's a "non-public" job? Roles shared quietly in founder Discords/X threads, tiny applicant pools, high weirdos-welcome vibes.Do I need a perfect résumé? Nope. We rewrite everything in your chaotic voice.Powered by? BlondeByte curates + Grok (xAI) profiles. Outputs owned by you, no xAI endorsement implied.

Ready to Ditch the Job Board BS?

Once we’ve heard your story and picked your roles,
you’ll get a personal payment link for the $79.
(Or grab your spot now and skip the waitlist)

First 20 spots at intro price. Questions? DM @Grokandhuman on X.

You only pay the $79 after we hear your story (and trust us, you'll want to)

No resume needed - No cover letter hell

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